The Tots100 Christmas party song


On Saturday, parent bloggers from the Tots100 index will gather at Butlins in Bognor Regis to party and celebrate Christmas. I am very excited to be tots100 christmas partyattending and have composed a song in honour of the event.


To be sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town:


You better not tweet
You better not sigh
Charge up your iPhone
I’m telling you why

Tots100 is coming to town

I’m combing for nits
I’m checking it twice
Don’t want to infest
The bloggers with lice

Tots100 is coming to town

Sally knows if there is wifi
She knows if there is cake
She knows if you’ve been trolling
So don’t troll for goodness sake

So! Butlins better watch out
They better not cry
Get in extra stocks
Of cider with ice

Tots100 is coming to town


etc etc until carriages arrive, or the dodgems open


Christmas meerkat courtesy of Drayton Manor