On Saturday, parent bloggers from the Tots100 index will gather at Butlins in Bognor Regis to party and celebrate Christmas. I am very excited to be 
attending and have composed a song in honour of the event.
To be sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town:
You better not tweet
You better not sigh
Charge up your iPhone
I’m telling you why
Tots100 is coming to town
I’m combing for nits
I’m checking it twice
Don’t want to infest
The bloggers with lice
Tots100 is coming to town
Sally knows if there is wifi
She knows if there is cake
She knows if you’ve been trolling
So don’t troll for goodness sake
So! Butlins better watch out
They better not cry
Get in extra stocks
Of cider with ice
Tots100 is coming to town
etc etc until carriages arrive, or the dodgems open
Christmas meerkat courtesy of Drayton Manor