You’ll never guess who texted me

July 3, 2013 Joanne Mallon Bizarre celebrity encounters, parenting, television 0

So it’s Saturday night and I’m sat on the sofa, as you do, counting down the days until Doctor Who returns.

And then up pops this text on my phone:

texted by God

 

 

Now, what would you make of that?


 

Could it be

  • that God has actually texted me, and is a big fan?
  • 02 and/or iPhone are having a very strange brainfart indeed?
  • the apocalypse is nigh, but I’ll be OK?
  • my child has stolen my phone, changed her contact name to God and then texted me as part of a cunning (and ultimately successful) ploy to butter me up so she can get more crisps?

I’m pretty sure one of those is correct.