Praise the gods, it’s a mascara shaped like a tiny wine bottle

Chateau Labiotte Wine Angle Mascara

 

I know, right? A mascara shaped like a tiny wine bottle. If you don’t love that then you’re probably already dead, or dead drunk.

Just when we’d recovered from the jelly lipstick with a tiny flower inside, along comes the latest in cute kbeauty packaging – a freakin’ mascara shaped like a miniature bottle of red wine. I know, it’s like Christmas came early. I think I need to have a lie down.

And there’s more where that came from – this is part of a range of wine-themed cosmetics from Korean retailer Chateau Labiotte.

There’s a lip balm in a wine glass. More of a goblet really. Mine’s a large one! And I don’t even like red wine.

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A whole bar full of Chateau Labiotte lip tints

 

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Plus a range of ‘melting’ wine lipsticks.

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The Chateau Labiotte lipsticks are more moisturising than the tints, but you may have to hunt for them a little more. The tints are more widely available online, since they were the first of the range to be released.

There’s also a Chateau Labiotte wine eyeshadow palette, but that looks boring as all hell compared to these cuties. It hasn’t even got a teeny pretend cork on the top. Sheesh guys, go hard or go home.

I know I said I wasn’t going to mix wine and eBay after I accidentally bought 200 expired sheet masks but come on, how could you not?

The good news about this range is that it seems like it’s actually pretty good quality and not just all about the fun packaging. All the reviews I’ve read of the lipsticks and lip tints have been positive.

Chateau Labiotte Wine Angle Mascara brush

 

I just started using this mascara today and I like it a lot. The blurb promises volume and curl. I can’t say I noticed much in the way of curl, but it did add volume nicely without clumpiness. It doesn’t apply like a novelty product, and I would repurchase. There’s no wine fragrance, but that’s probably a good thing if you don’t want to smell like a boozehound all the time.

 

Product details
Chateau Labiotte Wine Angle Mascara is available from a number of worldwide outlets including Tester Korea. I bought mine from this seller on eBay for around £7.40. It took just under two weeks to arrive, and the seller included an extra foil sample of moisturiser to try. So now I like that guy. He’s my new best friend.

UPDATE – DREW BARRYMORE LOVES THEM TOO! DREW FRICKIN BARRYMORE, PEOPLE

 

What do you think of the Chateau Labiotte wine cosmetics range? Do you feel drunk just looking at it? Sober up and leave a comment below

A Cornish Mum
  • Erin Ek Rush

    Those are really funny! Good to know you like the quality too and they’re not just novelty. Good to know I’m not the only one who likes to drink and ebay 🙂

    • Oh it’s dangerous though isn’t it Erin? One of my friends bought a canoe like that. She was a bit taken aback when it arrived at her terraced house three days later, she’d forgotten all about it.

  • Beautyqueenuk

    Well this is most definitely quirky and would probably see me wanting to drink a lot more wine x

    • I know, that’s the danger, right? I have a couple of red wine sheet masks and it feels wrong to use them without a flagon of the hard stuff to hand.

  • Samantha Free

    Oh wow, what???? I need all of this!! #PicknMix

  • Hahaha this is so funny, I just had to click on it. I love wine and makeup, perfect combo! x #picknmix

    • There is no better combination, all you need is a bit of chocolate and it’s Achievement Unlocked.

  • The Aloha Mummy

    This I love!!!! Ideal crimson gifts for my girlies!!! #picknmix

    • I know! I think these might turn up in a few Christmas stockings this year.

  • Jade – Raw Childhood

    I love these!! I know a few people who would love these for christmas 😀 #picknmix

    • I was thinking that too. Might put in a bulk order. It took a few weeks to arrive but not that long really.

  • Bridget

    Haha brilliant, I had to find out more when I saw your post on the link up! Love it x #picknmix

    • Thanks so much for visiting Bridget, great to meet you

  • Ooh these are different. I have a few friends who they would make perfect presents for. Thanks for linking to #PickNMix
    Eilidh x

    • Thank you Eilidh. Make sure you get one for yourself while you’re at it!

  • Jenny

    Was the mascara easy to remove?

    • Yes it was absolutely fine, no problems at all. It’s a couple of months on since I bought it and I’m still enjoying using my tiny wine bottle mascara.