The Tots100 Christmas party song


On Saturday, parent bloggers from the Tots100 index will gather at Butlins in Bognor Regis to party and celebrate Christmas. I am very excited to be tots100 christmas partyattending and have composed a song in honour of the event.


To be sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town:


You better not tweet
You better not sigh
Charge up your iPhone
I’m telling you why

Tots100 is coming to town

I’m combing for nits
I’m checking it twice
Don’t want to infest
The bloggers with lice

Tots100 is coming to town

Sally knows if there is wifi
She knows if there is cake
She knows if you’ve been trolling
So don’t troll for goodness sake

So! Butlins better watch out
They better not cry
Get in extra stocks
Of cider with ice

Tots100 is coming to town


etc etc until carriages arrive, or the dodgems open


Christmas meerkat courtesy of Drayton Manor

  • Mum2BabyInsomniac

    Haha hilarious! See you there! X

  • Ha ha ha brilliant! I’m looking forward to it all the more now – I assume you’ll be singing it ‘live’ on Saturday night? 😉

  • Thank you all, looking forward to seeing you there. No I will not be singing, unless music in your head counts.

  • Brilliant! Love it! I’m very much looking forward to meeting you at the Christmas party 🙂

  • Looking forward to seeing you too Jen!

  • This is just hilarious. It will be good to see you again

  • Haha…see you at the weekend! 🙂

  • Loving this ditty x

  • Thank you Liska!

  • church

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  • Diane

    LOL! =) That was awesome dude! Super like it.